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Charlie Sheen And Lindsay Lohan Join Scary Movie 5

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 08/06/2012

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Join Scary Movie 5Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen Joining Scary Movie 5. . . This should be interesting!

Yes, that’s right, we have already witnessed the release of four (yes, FOUR) Scary Movies. Now Dimension Films is creating Scary Movie 5, and Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen will be joining the team! It is sounding like a real train wreck in the making (excuse the pun).

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Lindsay Lohan is a fresh face on the Scary Movie scene, while Charlie Sheen has already appeared in a couple of the Scary Movies (Scary Movie 3 and Scary Movie 4 to be exact). Charlie Sheen’s role in Scary Movie 5 is unknown since his character was killed off in Scary Movie 4, and Lindsay Lohan will be playing the role of Heather Daltry.

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Scary Movie 5 will focus on the story of two women vying for the lead spot in a French dance company. Both Kendra (Erica Ash) and Jody (Ashley Tisdale) will have an intense competition against one another. The Diva veteran dancer, Heather (Lindsay Lohan) gets cuts from the team and goes totally crazy.

To make matters even more interesting the French dance academy will be run by a snooty, aloof, and oversexed character named Pierre. To date the character of Pierre has not officially been named, although I could see Charlie Sheen playing the role well.

The producers of Scary Movie 5 promise that it will be a major reboot for the franchise, and promise a lot more excitement and changes. Anna Faris, unfortunately, will not be returning to be a part of Scary Movie 5.

 Scary Movie 3 No Sex – Charlie Sheen Clip:


Memorable Lines From Charlie Sheen’s Character, Tom in Scary Movie:

Annie: Promise me you’ll never remarry.

Tom: I promise.

Annie: And no sex, either.

Tom: I’m sorry. I didn’t catch that.

Annie: No sex.

Tom: Honey, you’re not speaking clearly. Your injuries must be awful.

Annie: No sex.

Tom: Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife’s dying words in mystery.

Annie: [shouts] No sex!

Tom: Poor Annie. We hardly knew her. She’ll be missed terribly.

Annie: Oh, Jesus.

Tom: That’s right, honey. Go into the light.

Annie: Look! Just tell George, swing away.

Tom: Right. Swing away.

Annie: Oh, sure. That you understand.

[Gasps and dies]



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