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Dane Cook Jokes About Aurora, Colorado Dark Knight Shooting

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 07/27/2012

Dane CookUsed to be funny guy Dane Cook is at it again. As his career bombs away, he gets more desperate by the set. Just a week after the fatal shooting that took 12 lives at The Dark Knight Rises, Midnight Screening in Aurora, Colorado, Dane thought it would be funny to joke about it in a set at Laugh Factory in Los Angeles.


He jokes, if you can call it that, “So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie,” Cook said during his set, caught on a video obtained by The Daily Caller, “And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap. Yeah, spoiler alert.

“I know that if none of that would have happened,” he continued, “pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like ‘ugh f—– shoot me.”


Stay classy Dane. Wait, you quit doing that a few years back. At the 2009 Teen Choice Awards he was booed for joking, “Vanessa Hudgens! – Girl you got to keep your clothes on!”  And last year he did a set that was not filmed, but was commented on by other comedian who were there and not at all impressed.


Here’s what comedian Daniel Kinno had to say about it: ”Watched him spiral for 45 minutes before I left. Could have been worse, he could have done his act.”


And here’s more from YouTube star Jenna Marbles: ”Dane Cook took a shit on everyone. Might as well have been literally.”


AND here’s more from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon writer Ali Waller: ”Glad Dane Cook stopped by the Improv tonight, otherwise I’d never hear the story about how he ‘chainsaw-f***ed’ a ‘disgusting wh*re’s c**t.’”


And here’s an excerpt from comedian/actor T.J. Miller’s detailed review of Dane’s set: ”…And then last night, he got on stage and was vicious, misogynistic, cruel, and arrogant. He talked about not paying for an abortion. He talked about finding some wh*re to f**k to take out his anger at his ex-girlfriend. He talked about how girls would do anything for him ‘because I’m me.’ He got mad when people were texting. ‘Dane Cook is onstage,’ he said. ‘Have some f***ing respect.’”


Again, stay classy Da…. Oh, never mind. You don’t get it.


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