Here Comes Honey Boo Boo 1X04 – “I’m Sassified!”
TLC’s Here Comes Honey Boo Boo – Season 1, Episode 4 – “I’m Sassified!” – The family prepares for June and Sugar Bear’s anniversary; June discovers that Alana’s pageant dress does not fit her; June and Sugar Bear go out on a “hot” date.
The Thompson family goes to the spa for facials. “I felt like I had a baby bottom on my cheeks,” states Honey Boo Boo after her facial treatment. Honey Boo Boo wants to get a, “whole body massage.” June is trying to look good for her date with Sugar Bear. The pedicurist states, “they (the family) definitely never had pedicures before, it was a lot of work.”
June states that she will never get a pedicure and she always wears socks because her foot got run over by a forklift. Her toes are very deformed and dangled, so she does not want anyone to see her feet. Instead of revealing her “forklift feet,” June has her white socks painted with little pink toes. Forklift Foot Photos
Sugar Bear takes June on a “hot” date and hopes to get a little “something, something” later from her. Sugar Bear and June have been dating for eight years, but they are not married yet. Honey Boo Boo wants to go along on the date, but instead she helps her mom, June, fix her “rat nest” hair. The girls do June’s make-up, and she states, “I look like a damn rodeo clown… This s#%#’s a mess!”
June states she has never been on a “real date” with Sugar Bear before even though they have been dating for eight years. They go to a small local restaurant and June states that they have never been out together without the kids.
Sugar Bear states that if he thought June would say “yes,” he would ask her to marry him in a heartbeat. For an anniversary gift, Sugar Bear gets June a gold deer stature (not real gold of course )
Sugar Bear (Mike) and June go to a cafeteria style restaurant and dig in to some fried chicken and desserts.
Remember on the last episode how we learned that June loves extreme couponing and has stockpiled toilet paper? Honey Boo Boo and her sisters decide to toilet paper the home while Sugar Bear and June were out on their date.
June is not happy to come home and find her home covered with toilet paper. She’s made about them, “wasting good toilet paper… I could have wiped my butt with that for six months.”
Honey Boo Boo (Alana Thompson) has never won a Grand Supreme Pageant Title, but is working towards it. Honey Boo Boo’s pageant dress no longer fits, and she needs to get a new glitz dress. Alana wants to get “sassified” with her new dress, and get one for the pig as well. The pig squeals loudly as Honey Boo Boo brings it into the pageant dress store.
Original Air Date Here Comes Honey Boo Boo 1X04 – August 15, 2012
Next Wednesday – The pig (Glitzy) is driving the family crazy with its squealing, and they might have to get rid of it.
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