Keeping Up With The Kardashians 7X14 Recap
Original Air Date – Sunday, August 19, 2012
Tales from the Kardashian Krypt – Kris Jenner starts to arrange her funeral: Khloe Kardashian Odom is chosen as the guardian of her nephew, Mason; Mason’s goldfish dies.
Kris Jenner calls her mother, MJ, to inquire about burial space next to her father. MJ states that there is room, but only for cremated remains next to her father. MJ states that Kris Jenner and her family should be buried in Hollywood somewhere next to Marilyn Monroe or something.
Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian Odom bring two pet fish (one from Khloe and one from Kim) for Mason. Mason asks, “why are they eating cereal in there?” The fish are named “Fruity” and “Pebbles.”
Kris Jenner talks with Bruce Jenner about how difficult it would be for the kids to make funeral decisions in case something happened to one of them. Kris states that her mother, MJ, had a very difficult time planning the funeral for Kris’ father.
Kris states, “Everyone’s going to die.” Bruce states, “I’ll actually get some peace and quiet. It will be great!”
Khloe Kardashian Odom notices that one of Mason’s fish has died. Kourtney does not think that pets are a good idea because they die. Kourtney had a traumatic experience as a child when her pet dog died.
Kris Jenner gathers up her family to talk about her funeral plans. She states that if something happens to her, “hopefully you (family) will be sad about it.” The family mocks her for talking about her funeral plans. Kris Jenner states, “my kids want to make me feel that I’ve gone crazy.” Rob thinks the idea is, “ridiculous.”
Kris and Bruce Jenner visit the Hollywood Forever cemetery to scope out some space. The rest of the Kardashian clan joins them there. Bruce decides to, “show up and get it over with.” Kris learns that she can build a mausoleum for the family. Rob Kardashian states, “it’s like she’s trying to plan a party.” Kris starts listing out all the family members and describing how they want to be buried. Kris describes it as a “gift” to her family.
Khloe states that they should have a mausoleum with a moat and drawbridge. She jokes that people would need to have a password to visit the family. Kim Kardashian thinks it would be great to have a “fab” resting place.
Bruce asks Kris why did you wear all black? She states, “because we are at a funeral home… to be respectful.”
Kourtney Kardashian calls Kim Kardashian to tell her that another fish has died. She states that it is becoming, “a huge inconvenience.”
Kris Jenner takes her family to pick out a casket. She wants something that is black and white like a piano. They learn how to open a casket the proper way. Khloe learns that Lamar Odom would have to have a special casket made for him since he is 6’10”. Kris decides to “test” out a casket and finds it very comfortable. Rob is getting very uncomfortable with the experience.
Rob, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney go out to dinner to tell their mother and how she seems to be getting “carried away.” Kourtney states that she doesn’t want to think about any of this.
Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian call Kourtney to find out who would take care of Mason if something happened to her and Scott. Kourtney tells them that Khloe would be the guardian of Mason. Kim gets upset and states, “I don’t really care” as she walks off. Kim Kardashian doesn’t undertand why Kourtney would not pick her since she babysat for Mason so many times.
Kim Kardashian has a conversation with Khloe Kardashian Odom about the guardianship of Mason. Khloe states, “it’s not like a contest.” Khloe thinks that Kim’s “anger” is directed in the wrong place.
Khloe asks Kourtney about telling Kris and Kim about Mason’s guardianship plan. Khloe Kardashian Odom tells Kourtney that Kim has been upset about the guardianship decision. Kourtney states that Kim doesn’t have the “patience.” They also both agree that Kim Kardashian is never home to take care of a child.
Kris Jenner orders a ton of flowers in order for the family to choose their favorite flower arrangements. Rob Kardashian thinks that Kris Jenner has taken the whole thing to another level and that it’s “not normal.”
The family (Khloe Kardashian Odom and Rob Kardashian) confronts Kris Jenner about taking the funeral arrangement plans too far. Khloe Kardashian tells her that it’s “enough.” Khloe doesn’t want to think about losing another parent since she has already lost one. Rob Kardashian has a photo on his telephone of his mother, Kris Jenner, lying in the casket. Kris Jenner agrees that the casket photo does look creepy.
Kourtney asks Kim Kardashian to babysit Mason, and Kim confronts Kourtney about the guardianship decision. Kourtney states that Khloe is home more often, and that Kim Kardashian just wants to Instagram photos of Mason all the time. Kim states that she babysits Mason because she loves to, and she Instagrams everything she does.
Kourtney has another talk with Kim and tells her that she is a great aunt to Mason, but in the end she could only pick one guardian for Mason in the event of her and Scott’s death. As Mason would say, “chips me” (secret Mason hand bump).
The family meets up at a winery to celebrate Kris Jenner’s “life” and not her “death.” Kris Jenner states, “this is so sweet.”
Rob Kardashian reveals his Kris Jenner tattoo. It is a photo of Kris Jenner on her wedding day. Kris states that the tattoo is, “sweet, but a little crazy.” Kris states that she is now living in the moment.
Next on Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Oprah Winfrey visits the Kardashian family for an interview. Kris Jenner cries with Oprah. Rob Kardashian states that Kim only cares about herself.
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