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Keeping Up With The Kardashians 7X17 Cuts Both Ways Recap

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 09/09/2012

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 7 Episode 17 RecapKeeping Up With The Kardashians 7X17 Cuts Both Ways Recap

Original Air Date – September 9, 2012

Quick Synopsis of Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 7, Episode 17 – Scott Disick considers a vasectomy since Kourtney Kardashian does not plan on going on birth control; Kris Jenner replaces both of her breast implants; Kim Kardashian goes to a fertility clinic for the possibility of freezing her eggs

On the Last Keeping Up With The Kardashians 7X16 – Conclusion of Kardashian Therapy (Part Two) – Kim Kardashian tries to work out issues with her sisters; Kendall and Kylie Jenner ask to be homeschooled; Kim Kardashian joins Khloe and Lamar Odom on a trip to Queens. Kim Kardashian apologizes to her siblings.

Full Recap of Today’s Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians –

Kris Jenner thinks that Kim Kardashian is talking about her “Camel toe,” but Kim is actually talking about sharing Kris Jenner’s turkey sandwich.

Kim Kardashian pretends to get an important text, and states, “Kourtney is in labor!” In reality she is just playing a prank on her mother, Kris Jenner.

Kourtney Kardashian is getting to the end of her pregnancy and wants to make sure that all of her home remodeling is done in time. She is installing a toilet that flushes on its own.

Kourtney is talking about the possibility of buying a bunch of bunk beds for the playroom. Scott Disick thinks it’s crazy that Kourtney Kardashian wants so many kids. Scott is an only child so he is not used to having so many kids around. Scott states, “I don’t want to be outnumbered by my children.”

Scott Disick states that he will not wear condoms, and Kourtney Kardashian states that she will not be going on birth control.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians 7X16 Kardashian Therapy Part Two Recap

Kris Jenner gets upset at Kendall and Kylie Jenner for borrowing items out of her closet. Kendall and Kylie state that they are just “borrowing” her things for a day, and that they look better on the “younger” generation. Kris states that her clothes never seem to return to her closet.

Kris Jenner visits the plastic surgeon to have her breast implants replaced. She goes through Perfect 10 nudie magazines to find the perfect replacements. Kris Jenner states that she is a “D” and she is looking very matronly. Her surgeon states that the boob job will help to make her look skinnier.

Scott Disick is leaving Kourtney to go to Las Vegas, and Khloe offers to have Kourtney and Mason come stay at her house.

Kris Jenner’s friends, Joyce, Sheila, and Shelly, join her at the surgery clinic as she undergoes her boob job. Kris states, “I’m going into the nervous sweat.”Kris Jenner Hospital Bed Plastic Surgery

Scott Disick is with Joe Francis in Las Vegas for one last boys’ trip before the second baby arrives. Scott and Joe visit the Kardashian Khaos store at The Mirage in Las Vegas. Scott states it’s his last “hoorah.”

Kris Jenner wakes up from surgery and talks on the phone with Kendall and Kylie. She calls them, “such good little girls.” They tell her she sounds funny like she is on something. Kylie asks to borrow one of her mom’s tops.

Scott Disick talks with his friends about the possibility of getting a vasectomy. Scott jokes that he wouldn’t tell her and he would just pretend that he is just suddenly “shooting blanks.” Joe Francis states that Kourtney Kardashian probably secretly saved up some of Scott’s sperm.

Scott celebrates his 29th Birthday with his friends in Las Vegas, and returns home to visit Kris Jenner, along with Kim Kardashian. Scott jokes that when he got his first penis reduction he stayed in the room across the hall.

Kris Jenner asks Scott how excited he is to be having a baby girl. Kris states that she is very happy that she was able to experience both (having boys and girls). Scott Disick jokes that he got, “the combo, no biscuit.”

Kylie and Kendall Jenner continue to go through their mother’s closet. Since they are contributing to Seventeen magazine, they figure it’s a good idea to go through their mother’s closet since she has a great sense of style. Bruce Jenner comes in and tells the girls that it probably isn’t a good idea to be in there.

Kourtney Kardashian asks Scott Disick if he wants her to prepare a super healthy dish. She tells him that he is man-orexic anyway so it doesn’t matter. Scott states that he has to go to a doctor for a physical. In reality he is visiting a doctor to find out more about a vasectomy. He visits Boris Vaisman, M.D. and tells him that he can’t keep popping these kids out.

Scott starts to get sick as Dr. Vaisman describes the vasectomy procedure to him. The doctor tells Scott Disick that he wouldn’t be able to have sex for at least a week after the procedure. Scott jokes that it wouldn’t be a problem to not have sex for a week.

Scott Disick calls Rob Kardashian for some advice. Rob tells him, “you’re in your twenties, bro.” Scott says, F****** Bobby! as he hangs up.

Kris Jenner invites her entire family over to show off her new boobs. Scott jokes, “where is Joe Francis when you need him?” Everyone is feeling very uncomfortable as Kris starts to unzip her jacket. Khloe states that they are “still under construction.”

The baby’s room is unveiled. It looks very gender neutral. Kim starts thinking about having her own kids one day. Mason tries out the baby crib.

Kris Jenner realizes that her bright yellow jacket is missing. Bruce reminds her that the girls asked her to borrow things when she was on drugs at the hospital. Kris states that her closet will be like Fort Knox when she is all done with it.

Scott tells Kourtney that he is going out to dinner with a couple friends. Kourtney is upset that Scott didn’t run it by her, and he didn’t invite her. Kourtney confronts Scott about his vasectomy consult (Kourtney found out from Rob!). Kourtney states, “that is just odd… if you don’t think you need to tell me that stuff, that’s a problem.” Scott states that he would have never cut anything off without telling her.

Kim Kardashian talks with Khloe and Rob about going to a fertility specialist to talk about freezing her eggs. Since Khloe has been having trouble for two years trying to conceive, Kim thinks it might be a good idea to freeze her own eggs.

Khloe Kardashian is having major anxiety talking about fertility. Kim decides to make an appointment for both of them to go in and talk about their separate issues.

Kourtney talks with Khloe and Kim about Scott’s vasectomy consult. Khloe states that it was “wrong” for Scott to go to the vasectomy consult without telling her, but that it was also “wrong” that Kourtney always says that she could go find somebody else to impregnate her if Scott won’t. Rob tells Kourtney that it effects Scott emotionally when he feels like he is just a “baby maker.”

Kendall and Kylie Jenner continue to go through Kris Jenner’s room and find the “Fifty Shades of Grey” book, along with the Joan Rivers autobiography.

Kris Jenner sets up a new system with the girls. Kendall and Kylie Jenner can check out one outfit out at a time, but they have to take a photo of it and log it in a journal.

Kourtney tells Scott that he needs to “grow up.” She tells him that she can go into labor anytime and he seems to just go off without telling her or checking in. Scott states that he is going to have to get a vasectomy of Kourtney keeps thinking about having more children. Kourtney and Scott agree that they will have to come to agreement about both having a vasectomy or having another child.

The fertility specialist tells Kim and Khloe that fertility really starts to go down after the age of 30. Kim starts to get worried since she is 3 ½ years old than Khloe. Kim Kardashian really wants to be a motivator for Khloe Kardashian Odom. Khloe states that she would rather be at the fertility clinic with her sister rather than Lamar Odom.

Kim and Khloe have an ultrasound to check out their reproductive systems. The fertility specialist states that Khloe Kardashian Odom’s hormones seem low which could be due to her taking the pill.  The doctor is concerned that Khloe hasn’t been ovulating. The doctor tells Kim Kardashian that she could start harvesting her eggs at any time since everything looks on the up and up for her.

The doctor reports that Khloe did not ovulate this month, although her hormone levels are normal. Khloe’s gonadotropin levels are not in the normal range for her to be ovulating. Khloe Kardashian Odom breaks down and starts crying.


On the Next Keeping Up With The Kardashians 7X18 :

Khloe Kardashian tells Lamar Odom that she is not ovulating, Kourtney Kardashian goes into labor. Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 7 Finale Scoop


Clip From Keeping Up With The Kardashians 7X17 Episode – Kris Jenner:


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