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Keeping Up With The Kardashians S07/E05 Recap

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 06/17/2012

kardashiansEpisode 5 of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” was quite hilarious, so I decided to compile a Top 10 list of this week’s most interesting moments:





1. Kris Jenner runs into her old flame (the one who caused her to end her last marriage) from 25 years ago at a tennis lesson. After giving her a great big hug, her old flame tells her that he doesn’t want to let go of her. Bruce just about blew a fuse after finding out about her encounter.


2. The old flame sends an e-mail to Kris that she actually responds to. We learn that his secret nickname for her was “Snooka.” After the show, Khloe Kardashian immediately tweeted that she really wanted to BARF over the whole “Snooka” nickname.



3. Kylie and Kendall Jenner are up to their old ways of horsing around the house, and end up spilling spaghetti sauce all over the fancy carpet. In a humorous scene, they visit a carpet cleaning store to rent a super steam cleaner. The machine ends up tearing away a piece of the carpet.


4. Kourtney Kardashian suggests that Scott Disick should hang out with Kim, and the duo ends up having way too much fun together. They go out to dinner, out to the clubs, and even play a fun game of chat roulette on the computer. In case you are not familiar with this concept, they basically get connected with random people on video cam and say funny things back and forth. When they get bored, they can just click “next” and talk to other random people.



5. Kim Kardashian tells Scott and his friend Raul that if she is 40 and not pregnant, she will get artificially inseminated. She said that it would feel like she was Mary and her baby would be like Jesus.


6. Kourtney Kardashian tells Kim that she wants her husband back home, and that the two of them can no longer go out. After all, Scott needs to stay home with his pregnant wife. It is another case of Kourtney not being able to make up her mind, since she suggested that Kim and Scott start hanging out in the first place.



7. Kris dressed up in a fancy, sparkly suit and tells her family that she needs to run a few errands. Her outfit is way too fancy for simply running errands. As she is about to leave, Kylie and Kendall tell her about the carpet incident. She does not even get mad, and tells them that she expected worse.


8. Kim Kardashian suspects that her mother is up to no good and wants to meet up with her old flame. There is no way that Kris would not get mad about the carpet incident. Kim tells Rob that their mother is acting very suspiciously.



9. Kim and Rob decide to follow Kris to find out where she is really going. They end up following the wrong car, and lose her.


10. Preview of the next episode shows some interesting times in the Dominican Republic. Kourtney causes herself, Scott, and Kim to miss their flight. Scott and have trouble resolving their differences.


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