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The Late Show Top Ten Signs You’re Not One Of The Smartest People

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 08/30/2012

David Letterman Late Show Top Ten ListTHE “LATE SHOW” TOP TEN – “Signs You’re Not One of the Smartest People in the World”

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“Signs You’re Not One of the Smartest People in the World”

[As presented on the Tuesday, August 28, 2012 broadcast of the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, seen weeknights (11:35 PM12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]

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Top Ten “Signs You’re Not One of the Smartest People in the World”

10. You keep wondering when they’ll come out with a new flavor of Windex.

9. Invested all of your money in wrestling magazines.

8. Exonerated of double murder charges but convicted of stealing your sports memorabilia.

7. You believe Mitt Romney actually shops at Costco.

6. 8 PM – swallowed a golf ball; 9 PM – emergency room, 10 PM – swallowed golf ball.

5. As a child, your first word was, “Huh?”

4. You’ve lost six cars forgetting where you parked.

3. You think the government can cut taxes for the rich and balance the budget.

2. You risk job at Credit Suisse to attend lame talk show.

1. You’re not even the smartest Kardashian.

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