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The Real Housewives of New York City 5X13 Pirate Booty Call

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 08/27/2012

Real Housewives New York City Pirate Booty Call The Real Housewives of New York City 5X13

Season 5, Episode 13 Pirate Booty Call

Original Air Date August 27, 2012

The ladies of The Real Housewives of New York City land in St. Barth—sans Aviva, whose phobias (claustrophia) keep her in New York City. The wives delight in their high level villa and take in a night that features tequila shots, a pirate-theme performance and flirtations with their sightly liaison. LuAnn parties later than the others after a night out at Le Ti.

Refresher On the last episode (The Real Housewives of New York City Episode 5X12) – Aviva got upset that some of the ladies missed an important children’s charity event after a night out drinking. Aviva expressed why she will not be joining the girls for a St. Barths trip (she would miss Reed, plus her phobias). Romana got her infamous biking waxing done.

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The ladies fly in a very small plane to St. Barths. It is a steep drop and a very short runway. Carole Radziwill states that she has a phobia of flying in small planes after losing her close friend, Carolyn Bessette Kennedy, died in a plane crash.

Upon arriving in St. Barth’s the ladies check out their A-M-A-Z-I-N-G high end villa. The master suite had a huge bathroom and a huge walk in closet. Carole Radziwill states that sometimes it is easier to give Ramona Singer exactly what she wants (kind of like giving a kid a lollipop), so Ramona ends up with a master suite.

Heather Thomson wants to stay as far away from Ramona Singer as possible. Heather wants low drama for this trip!

Carole Radziwill recalls the home that she stayed in while visiting St. Barth’s with her deceased husband, Anthony Radziwill, a prince.

Heather Thomson runs right into a glass door, thinking the door was open. Her nose is red and swollen badly. Heather admits that she has always wanted a nose job anyway.

LuAnn, Heather, and Carole remark on the fact that Sonja and Ramon are already drinking. Ramona Singer asks the pool boy for pink champagne (surprising she didn’t ask for her pinot grigio). The girls get excited about a special wine dispensing machine located in the kitchen.

You know the saying, “if you can’t fit it in your wine glass it’s too much” (referring to breast sizes). Ramona states that she isn’t too large, she is a 32C after all.

The girls discuss the “house help” and are frustrated that they don’t have any sauce for the spring rolls. Carole Radziwill states that she will fire the help… Sonja Morgan tells Carole, “don’t fire him, I’ll f*#* him!”

Sonja Morgan states that she was with her husband for 7 years before marrying him, and was then married to him for ten years. She states that she has turned a corner emotionally.

Carole states, “this is the most talked about toaster oven in the history of non-existent toaster ovens. Where is this toaster oven?”

All of the ladies start arguing and it is hard for anyone to get a word in edge wise. Heather and Sonja keep going on about the photo shoot, and the rest of the ladies walk away.

Carole’s boyfriend, Russ Irwin, arrives, and she is a little nervous about introducing him to all of the ladies. The next morning, the ladies remark on Carole Radziwill’s “bed head.”

Each girl will plan a day of the St. Barth’s trip. The girls remark that Carole has a nice butt, and no wonder “(George) Clooney did her for a year.”

The ladies go to Le Ti of St. Barth for a night of partying. They find a man there that looks just like Johnny Depp. They start doing some tequila shots, and soon some of the girls start getting a little wild. The Johnny Depp look alike asks the girls to get dressed up as pirates and do a show for the crowd at Le Ti.Ramona and Luann The Real Housewives of New York City

The pirate ladies get crazy and wild. LuAnn needs a coffee badly the next morning. She is very hungover. Ramona states that she heard LuAnn come home very late last night, and that she was talking in French to some man. LuAnn states that she ran into some old Italian friends, but everyone insists that she was not with Italians. Carole states that LuAnn was with a “young French boy.” Carole asks if LuAnn “f*#)’d him,” and Heather stated that she didn’t know.

The ladies look over their photos and remark that the young French guy looks “BETTER” than Johnny Depp (I kind of agree with them…).

The girls Skype with Aviva Drescher, and they tell her that the St. Barth is all about the “sex” and that she should come. Aviva states that she will at least come for the weekend to join the girls.

The ladies all start talking about whether or not LuAnn took home a guy last night. The ladies confront LuAnn, and she does confess to having a “group” of people that came home with her. She insists that they were a group of Italians that she hasn’t seen in a while. Heather confesses that she is uncomfortable with the lies that LuAnn is telling.

Meanwhile, the ladies find out that Reed will be staying at the villa when Aviva comes. The ladies are worried that it will change the whole dynamic of the home.

The Johnny Depp look alike arrives to visit the girls at their villa. Prior to his visit LuAnn makes a mysterious phone call and asks somebody not to tell the ladies that Johnny Depp (Tomas) look alike was at the house the night before… (hmmm, interesting…). Looks like Luann de Lesseps is caught in a big lie. TO BE CONTINUED…

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 5, Episode 14) – Ramona states that LuAnn will have a lot of back pedaling to do when she gets home. Sonja states that LuAnn had her night with the Johnny Depp look alike (Tomas), and now it is her turn with him. Aviva gets very physically uncomfortable on her flight to St. Barths. Sonja and Ramona are topless in the swimming pool, and Reed is very uncomfortable. Aviva states that Sonja an Ramona plannd to be topless to make it uncomfortable for her husband.

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