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The Real Housewives of New York City 5X14 Slutty Island Recap

Written by Alexander Tucker   // 09/03/2012


RHONY Pic 2 Slutty IslandThe Real Housewives of New York City 5X14 Slutty Island Recap

Original Air Date September 3, 2012 on Bravo TV

On the last Episode of The Real Housewives of New York City – 5X13 Pirate Booty Call –

The ladies arrived in St. Barths. They partied the night away at a night club and donned some slutty pirate gear. There were many suspicions that Luann brought home the Johnny Depp look alike. She denied it, and stated that she brought home some Italian friends that evening. Aviva Drescher tells the ladies that she and Reid Drescher will also be coming to the St. Bart’s Villa.

Synopsis of The Real Housewives of New York City (RHONY) Slutty Island –

Ramona Singer tries to figure out who LuAnn de Lesseps brought back to the villa after the ladies had a night out. The ladies spend the day on a yacht in St. Barths; Aviva Drescher does not get as warm a welcome at St. Barts as she wanted.

LuAnn de Lesseps is not talking about anything, and the Johnny Depp look alike (Tomas) is at the villa. LuAnn tells Ramona not to get too “friendly” with him, and Ramona asks why she is so worried. Ramona Singer states that they should play “cat and mouse” and she questions Tomas about whether or not he was at the house the night before with LuAnn. Ramona tells Tomas that she saw him at the house last night, and he replies, “no, you did not.” The rumors continue to swirl that Countess LuAnn de Lesspes cheated on her boyfriend, Jacques Azoulay. Ramona states that LuAnn will have a lot of back pedaling to do.

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Tomas states, “you know, my boyfriend will be coming later.” The ladies ask if Tomas is gay or bisexual. They state that it would be a waste of a guy if he was gay. Sonja Morgan states that Tomas is so hot that he can get away with wearing makeup. Tomas states that since he is “thirty” years old he is actually older than Sonja Morgan. He is clearly flirting with all of the ladies.

Tomas continues to deny that he came home with LuAnn the night before. Sonja is all over Tomas, and LuAnn is playing, “as cool as a cucumber.” Carole Radziwill states that Tomas knows exactly what he is doing with the ladies.

Heather Thomson and Carole Radziwill are on the edge of their seats wondering which lucky lady will get to be with Tomas this evening. It becomes clear that tonight is Sonja Morgan’s night with Tomas, the Johnny Depp look-a-like.RHONY Pic Slutty Island Recap

Why was this episode called Slutty Island?

Each lady is planning one day of the St. Barth’s trip. It is Ramona Singer’s day and she plans a yacht trip for the ladies. Last night Heather Thomson walked in on Sonja Morgan and Tomas (a.k.a. Johnny Depp) together in the spare room. She states that there is now an explanation for all of Sonja’s bruises. Carole Radziwill states that she is uncomfortable talking about what happened last night (she doesn’t want to say butt f*#k because it is so rude!). Carole also goes on to say that Sonja did something that used to be illegal to do in 37 states. Hmmmm

The ladies take photos on the yacht as they suck in their stomachs. Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan start getting a little silly on the yacht. The ladies are a little worried about Aviva Drescher because they already have a “mojo” going.

Heather Thomson reports that everyone is getting along great, and she is having a “good” time.

Aviva Drescher gets on the plane and is worried about an emergency happening while on the island of St. Bart’s. She is also worried about flying on a small airplane. Aviva Drescher reflects back on losing her leg in a conveyor belt at the age of six. Aviva has major anxiety on the plane ride over.

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The ladies are getting hot on the yacht, and they learn that there is no canopy to shield the sun from them. The boys hold up some towels to keep them in the shade.

Yacht on The Real Housewives of New York CityCarole Radziwill talks about a book that she is reading that was written by Pat Tillman’s widow (Marie Tillman). Carole states that Pat Tillman left a letter behind to be opened in the event of his death. Carole states that she sometimes wished that Anthony had left her a letter. She states that he knew that he had cancer, but he never thought that he would die so soon. He was not at hospice at the time of his death and he just died in his sleep while next to her.

(The letter that Marie Tillman had from Pat Tillman stated, “Through the years I’ve asked a great deal of you, therefore it should surprise you little that I have another favor to ask. I ask that you live.”)

Aviva is listening to some Stevie Wonder, Peter Gabriel, and Seal on the plane as she tries to fight off the anxiety she is having. Reid is there holding her hand tightly.

Ramona Singer is worried about Aviva’s arrival so she and Sonja Morgan visit a property management company to find out if they can locate a new villa to stay in (in case of emergency). Ramona and Sonja state that the current villa is awesome, but they are worried about Aviva ruining their fun trip.

Topless Swimming:

Sonja and Ramona are topless in the pool as Aviva and Reid Drescher arrive. They plan to tell Aviva, “get naked, join the girls” when she arrives. Ramona quickly puts her swim top back on as Reid and Aviva arrive, but Sonja stays topless. Aviva thinks their charade was ridiculous. Reid Drescher states that he is leaving to do work, but has “delivered” his wife to the ladies. Reid states that it is “not fun” to hang out with the ladies when they are getting naked.

The ladies update Aviva Drescher on their trip so far. They tell her that they have been staying up until 3 or 4 a.m. every evening. Carole Radziwill’s boyfriend is at rehearsal and she is going to go watch him. Ramona is missing Mario and thinking that it’s not fair that all the other ladies have their boyfriends or husbands. Aviva asks the ladies to thank Reid for bringing her.

Fighting Breaks Out:

Ramona and Aviva start arguing with one another. Aviva shouts that she not want to hear any negativity. Ramona wonders if she should write “thank you Reid” across her breasts for delivering his wife to St. Barts. Aviva gets completely pissed off at Ramona and states that she is very “disappointed.” Aviva Drescher calls Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan white trash. LuAnn de Lesseps tells Aviva that Ramona was asking how they could get rid of Reid. Ramona tells LuAnn that she is always trying to stir things up and cause problems.

Sonja Morgan states that the whole thing is “mind boggling.” She was very kind to Reid and Aviva, and is wondering why she was referred to as white trash.

Aviva Drescher tells Carole Radziwill about the problems that she is having with Sonja and Ramona. Aviva states that she does not feel comfortable. Aviva tells the ladies that she is leaving for a hotel with Reid. Aviva refers to their behavior as low class.

Ramona confronts LuAnn about starting the fight between her and Aviva. LuAnn denies playing a role in the whole conflict. LuAnn tells Ramona to pull herself together and tells her that she’s “nuts.”

Sonja Morgan gives Aviva Drescher a big hug to make things better. Aviva and Sonja try to hammer out the details of the conflict. The ladies go to party it up at the Bagatelle. Ramona Singer rearranges the ladies at the table, and Aviva questions her decision.

Carole tells Aviva that she should probably apologize for using the words “White Trash.” The big Aviva fight will continue through the next episode.

On Next Week’s The Real Housewives of New York City:

Next Week on The Real Housewives of New York City 5X15 “Vacation, All I Never Wanted” – The fighting heats up between Aviva Drescher and Ramona/Sonja. Ramona looks up the meaning of “white trash.” Carole Radziwill breaks down. Aviva calls Sonja Morgan a “double dealer.”

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